Merch
The store
Shirts, signed books and the occasional magnet. Checkout happens on his Square store.
Cat Shirt
$30
Signed
"Happiness Isn't Funny"
$20
True stories of a road comic.
Signed
"There's No F@!*ing Way You're Getting A Pony"
$20
A children’s book for adults.
Pantene & Jesus Magnet
$10
Full catalog — including apparel bundles and more — lives on the Square store.
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